The Brett Blog

The musings of a 20-something, right-brained girl trying to survive in a left-brained world.
backofhouse:

100% implementing this into my work vernacular

Word.

backofhouse:

100% implementing this into my work vernacular

Word.

Turns out happiness really isn’t about having a bunch of cool stuff…

‎Your time is limited, so don’t waste it living someone else’s life.

—Steve Jobs, RIP. (via nedhepburn)

(via backofhouse)

Oh, I’m sorry. I can no longer contribute to Brad Pitt’s wealth or ego.

—Ed, on why he wont see Moneyball with me. (via molls)

I feel the same way. Thelma and Louise was on PBS the other night and as i sat there watching it in high def bunny ear technology on my 100 lb bubble screen television I cursed the fact that somewhere Brad Pitt was flourishing off the royalties he made from stealing Susan Sarandon and Gina Davis’s thunder. Upstaging son of a gun. Damn him and all his good looks.

I’m happy someone thinks I’m “a lot” more than “a little”.

I’m happy someone thinks I’m “a lot” more than “a little”.

Who are you?

Who are you?

I was writing my research paper, or actually not writing it and doing shit like this when I finally switched windows via Apple “spaces” back to my paper and told my self “finish it!”. 

Upon hearing that, the google adware of my brain immediately presented Sensei John Kreese  in my head telling Jonny “FINISH HIM”.  I knew I would be doing myself and the two other people who follow my blog a major disservice if I did not immediately share this inspiring bit of nostalgia. 

After I finish this paper I plan on blaring Joe Esposito’s “You’re the Best” and doing a victory dance in every area of my house. 

BON-BON = Pure deliciousness.

First meal of the day.
Thank you ACL Gods for blessing me with this food.  I want to pray for those less fortunate than me. People across America who are sitting in offices drinking lukewarm coffee already knowing that today is not going to be the best day ever.  I want to pray for those people.  May you touch them with your holy spirit so that they can be vigilant in anticipating next year’s line-up and remember to get tickets before they sell out.  In Kanye’s name I pray, Amen

First meal of the day.

Thank you ACL Gods for blessing me with this food. I want to pray for those less fortunate than me. People across America who are sitting in offices drinking lukewarm coffee already knowing that today is not going to be the best day ever. I want to pray for those people. May you touch them with your holy spirit so that they can be vigilant in anticipating next year’s line-up and remember to get tickets before they sell out. In Kanye’s name I pray, Amen

Do not value yourself in dollars, as long as you can pay the bills, your passion will bring wealth.

—Andrea Metcalf